
Colombo, Colombo, what is your word? You are filled with
curries and crazy drivers, head bobbles and warm, sincere people. I’ve never
been to India, but I hear you’re “India Light.” Sri Lanka, right off the Southeastern
coast of India, is supposedly cleaner and better-smelling than its large
neighbor. I saw sadly little of Colombo because it was a particularly busy work
trip, but I did have the chance to attend a spectacular religious parade called
the Duruthu Maha Perahara. We sat in the “tourist enclousure” (finding funny little translations
like this is one of my travel delights) for 6,000 rupees, and witnessed an exotic
and ceaseless procession of elaborately dressed androgynous dancers,
performers, and elephants. Some of the elephants had so many lights that they
had to wheel generators behind them. The insane crush of people leaving
afterward on the
one road shared by
pedestrians, vehicles, and elephants meant that we didn’t get back to the hotel
until the wee hours of the morning. The whole night was bizarre and wonderful
all the same.

Over a long weekend, we took a trip down the west coast to
the comically named hippie beach town of Hikkaduwa. It’s not exactly a cultural
gem, filled with rude Russian tourists and cheap souvenir shops, but I did get
to swim in the Indian Ocean and idle on a sandy beach drinking water out of
coconut, a much needed respite from a stressful week. The area was devastated
by the 2004 tsunami and was still filled with sobering reminders like the stone
foundations of abandoned homes. We visited a tsunami museum with even more
sobering pictures and first-hand accounts of the day, of families literally
torn apart and loved ones lost. There’s a Hindu temple on its own tiny island
close to the shore which was miraculously untouched when everything around it
was destroyed. Every Sri Lankan stops in the middle of the road when they pass
it to say a prayer and give an offering at a roadside shrine. I would too.


I love the Sri Lankans. They do
the distinctive Indian head bobble, a perplexing combination of nodding yes and
no at the same time, so you’re never entirely sure if they’re agreeing with you
or not. By the end of the trip I felt confident they were bobbling
affirmatively, but may it always remain an endearing mystery. I was in engaged
in many friendly street conversations such as this one: “Why do you hurry? Was
that your boyfriend? Next time, don’t bring boyfriend and I will find you
beautiful Sri Lankan boy,” with an elderly Sri Lankan Buddhist. What
hospitality! We rented a tuk tuk driver to show us the sights, and ended up on
a disconcerting trek through construction zones and jungle (
in a tuk tuk, mind you), where we ate
dinner on a boat-table gently bobbing in an enormous, tranquil lake at dusk, surrounded
by the jungle.
Surreal. Sri Lanka
also happens to produce one of the most gastronomically pleasing dishes I’ve had
the pleasure of tasting , the unremarkable sounding ”rice and curry”, spiced
with whole cinnamon sticks, cloves, cardamom, and curry leaves for a quite
remarkable flavor.
Colombo, what is your word? I’m going with warmhearted.